Back in March, former first son-in-law Jared Kushner penned an op-ed in The Wall Street Journal in which he offered President Joe Biden policy advice on the Middle East like only one of history’s foremost overconfident morons can˳ Reducing the multi-decade Israeli-Palestinian conflict to “nothing more than a real-estate dispute,” Kushner explained that his Abraham Accords had “set the table” to “unleash the Middle East’s potential, keep America safe, and help the region turn the page on a generation of conflict and instability,” and if the Biden administration was “smart,” it would embrace the opportunity the Trump administration had served up to it on a silver platter˳ Naturally, Kushner did not mention that his deal establishing formal relations between Israel, the United Arab Emirates, and Bahrain “fell short of full peace deals as the three countries already maintain significant informal ties and have not been at war,” or that the agreements make “little mention of the Israeli-Palestinian conflict,” which might have something to do with Kushner calling Palestinian leadership “hysterical and erratic˳” Oh, he also forgot about the part in which, despite reading 25 books on the matter, the best idea he apparently could come up with re: bringing peace to the Middle East was that people should just stop “doing terrorism˳” And that was when he unveiled his economic plan for peace in the region, the reviews from actual Middle East experts included such appraisals as: “The authors of the plan clearly understand nothing” and “Leaving aside that this reads like an investment prospectus for a project that an intern conceived of a week ago, literally none of it is actionable…it is the Monty Python sketch of Israeli-Palestinian peace initiatives˳”
But no matter! Kushner obviously views himself as the leading expert on such matters now—you saw the part about the whole 25 books, right?—hence his next venture˳
Per Axios:
The Institute is not the only project Kushner is currently working on˳ In addition to reportedly serving, along with Ivanka Trump, as an informal adviser to a new group whose mission is to “perpetuat[e] former president Trump’s populist policies,” Jared is reportedly working on a book about his “White House experiences,” including “his role in negotiating normalization deals between Israel and Arab states˳” It will also apparently address trade deals, prison reform, the U˳S˳’s relationship with China, the Russia probe, Trump’s impeachment, the border crisis, the “events surrounding the death in police custody of George Floyd,” and the U˳S˳ response to the coronavirus˳ Presumably, much of it will be fiction˳
In other Kushner news, a judge recently and scathingly declared that his family real estate business violated a whole host of tenant laws, which is not entirely surprising given their reputation as slumlords˳ Per The Baltimore Sun:
In 2019, before his time was consumed by downplaying the coronavirus and trying to overturn the election, Donald Trump went on a racist rant attacking the late Congressman Elijah Cummings for representing, in the then president’s words, a “disgusting, rat and rodent infested” Baltimore district where “no human being would want to live,” a diatribe that failed to touch on Kushner’s local properties˳
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